I'll Bite You To Death


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littleearthwurm:

AMAZING

woahhh

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starry-brush:

I’m sorry, but this makes me laugh so much XD

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miguelofthedark:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA =)))))

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Why is there a “D” in Fridge but not in Refrigerator?

lolsofunny:

this is why i have problems with english


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miguelofthedark:

He barely can’t take care for himself and he took care of a dog and treated it like family. <3

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The feeling you get when you’re inside a grocery store and you hear your favorite song.

miguelofthedark:


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There’s an Easy A gif for that.

miguelofthedark:

Hungry?

Shower time?

Horny?

Insulted?

Rumors?

British slang…?

Adios.

Hate someone?

Rockin’ out?

Fake?

How you act with your best friend?

Think someone’s hot?

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Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

miguelofthedark:

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miguelofthedark:

I need this fork

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